Let me introduce you to Link, Link is a fictional character and the main protagonist in Nintendo’s The Legend of Zelda series of video games. The first thing you will notice about Link is that he wears green, which I must say is pretty sweet. What isn’t visible is that he is a pot thrower.
Why does Link throw pots, you might ask? As you play Link in various Zelda games, you find that underneath pots can be anything from extra Health or Rupees that you can use to buy power ups throughout the game.
The problem with Links addition to picking up pots and seeing what is under them is that he is not able to gently put them down. In order to rid himself of pot he was so eager to look under, he must toss it.
So that bring us to, well us. Why do we throw pots, moreover, why do humans have the urge to throw a pot.
You may say to yourself at this point, “I don’t throw pots, how silly”. Well next time your angry from a long day of work, or you just generally had a bad day. Think about finding the nearest Pot and throwing it. It doesn’t matter where you throw it, just pick it up, check for anything special underneath, throw the pot and collect what you found.
Forget cigarettes, beer or any other illicit drug…When your angry…Chuck a pot, the satisfaction of giving it a good throw will make your day quite enjoyable.
Link does it. Don’t you want to wear green clothes as well?
Sources: Wikipedia, Zelda: A Link to the Past
PS- Why are there no decent pictures of Link holding a pot above his head.
